NOT TOO DEEP

randomactsofcourtney:

if you haven’t already, you need to subscribe to Grace Helbig’s podcast Not Too Deep because it’s pretty freaking hilarious and I think gracehelbig is just a genuinely fantastic person

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

of course you’re dreaming, but why on earth should that mean it’s not real?

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nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

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  • #pretty #aloha
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1 LIFE TO LIVE SO LIVE IT AND BE HAPPY

"you have one life." connor franta on having regrets and taking risks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waV5B4YxMeY&list=UUudeRz9YntRrmKBSqnHyKGQ

i’m in college; i’m at the point where i’m questioning the “what if’s” as he puts it… so i’m going to do my best to really take that kind of advice into consideration when deciding where to go with my life.

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  • #connor franta #i am a risk taker
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homwrecker:

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homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

Woops
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crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

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itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

Wait but those are actually really cool

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